Indian English

An Italian, French and Indian went for a job interview in England.

Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a
sentence in English with three main words:
green , pink and yellow

The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the Yellow sun see the green
grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."

The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow
Banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink Panther on TV.


Last was the Indian: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone

" green green ", I " pink " up the phone and I say " Yellow"